What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : Because it's month of August.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

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I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

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Me : I don't drink coffee also

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Me : Thank you.

I have a bad reputation and need help. What should I do?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Why do some people tell the girl I like that I don’t like her when I do like her?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Are today’s baseball pitchers faster than a few years ago, or is it that radar guns have improved and get the pitch speed as it is released rather than as it reaches the plate?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Why can't white people just surrender their white privilege?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Me : Sure.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

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He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Me : I don't drink

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Can a cop pull you over walking home asking why you are out so late?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

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I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Is it appropriate for parents to discipline their child in public if the child is being rude, disrespectful, and unruly towards them? Why or why not?

He : Then let's have some coffee

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Does eating bread before bed make you fat? If so, why?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

He : I'm 24.

He : Tea ?

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He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Me : No

What do you do when your family doesn’t care about you?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Has anyone been tricked into having sex with a shemale? How was the experience?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?